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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

I toyed with the idea of leaving gay porn magazines just peaking out from beneath the doormat. Answering the door naked would be fun, but it probably wouldn't help if they're from different places each time. Maybe you could leave a large parcel outside (with anything in it) and label it in such a way as to give the impression there's strange, wonderful and very large sex toys inside.

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How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Polaris - September 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Ryantology - September 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by 5thHorseman - September 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by LastPoet - September 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Kayenneh - September 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by pocaracas - September 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jots - September 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Napoléon - September 8, 2012 at 7:15 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 11:07 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 8, 2012 at 9:14 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by padraic - September 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Tempus - September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Sciwoman - September 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Whateverist - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by JohnDG - September 9, 2012 at 1:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by popeyespappy - September 9, 2012 at 2:06 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 9, 2012 at 2:38 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Darwinian - September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:47 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Norfolk And Chance - September 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by ThomM - September 10, 2012 at 9:45 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zappa1258 - September 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by frankiej - September 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zebo-the-fat - September 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by IATIA - September 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by GeneralHeresy - September 14, 2012 at 10:01 am

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