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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

Tell them that Satan beat them to it, give them the crazy eye, close the door and then walk inside shouting profanities and such loud enough that they can hear you outside.

Something like, "No, master. Jehovah's Witnesses don't taste good. Really? All right, I'll invite the next one in."

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by padraic - September 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Tempus - September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Sciwoman - September 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

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