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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?
I used to do that with those street preachers. They'd start their sales pitch and I'd sail straight past with a cheery "no thanks, I'm a Satanist," then listen for the gasps and splutters. My darling Sam used to grab my arm and steer me well clear of the idiots if she spotted them first.

Other times, if they're handing out leaflets, I've taken one then screwed it up and tossed it over my shoulder as I walk past. Bonus points if you hit them with it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

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