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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

(Still lolling at "mini-me"!)

You could try fixing your house up to look like this:

[Image: munsters.jpg]

[Image: munsters.jpg]

like these nice people did.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by LastPoet - September 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jots - September 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Napoléon - September 8, 2012 at 7:15 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 11:07 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 8, 2012 at 9:14 pm

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Tempus - September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Sciwoman - September 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Whateverist - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

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