(September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am)genkaus Wrote:(September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am)Tempus Wrote: Maybe you could leave a large parcel outside (with anything in it) and label it in such a way as to give the impression there's strange, wonderful and very large sex toys inside.
They'd just steal it.
Then I suggest following the example of the lady in the following tale: several years ago my Dad was taking the dog for a walk round our local park when he witnessed a youth on a bike ride at full speed straight at an elderly woman with her dog and snatch the carrier bag she was holding. As he sped away, my Dad shouted and was just going to run after him when the lady said "Don't bother, there's only dogshit in it."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
