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Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian
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Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian
I have been thinking about all the venom that has been spewed against me by Christians of all stripes and colours. I have never before in my entire life seen so much hatred. People accuse me of being a much older man and that's a huge compliment to me because it simply means that I write a lot of bloody sense and with a great deal of maturity.

Like Obama, I can produce my birth certificate and you can see for yourself that I was born on 17 December 1998 but that won't stop the birthers who will continue to say I'm much older because they are not used to seeing such a bright lad. They are used only to their fundy kids whose minds have been so badly shackled and who are only allowed to read fairy tales and silly myths. I ask you, how can anyone grow to full maturity if he's fed a strict diet of fairy tales and Noah's ark? It's a wonder he doesn't end up looney.

Obama and I share face the same birther opposition and I've just sent an email to Obama to tell him to take heart - I know what it's like and I'll be a support to him if he needs a listening ear.
ROFLOL

Anyway, I asked myself. Why the hatred and the opposition?

And I stumbled upon the ANSWER. The truth is all fundies and superstitious Christians (by superstitious Christians, I mean Christians who believe in supernatural things) know that I'm right. That's why they fear debating with me and when they do debate, they look for all kinds of excuses to throw the spanner in the works.

I gave some thought to my own sacred religion which is totally devoid of anything supernatural and I am now trying to formulate reasons why superstitious Christianity cannot stand at all. That will also explain why superstitious Christians hate me; they know I can smash their beliefs to bits. If I am to smash superstitious Christianity to bits, I will do so under the following broad headings:

1. Attack the idea of God as a being. My arguments will lead to this final conclusion - God has LESS validity to exist than fairies and pixies. [Remember: my view is God is a metaphor]

2. Attack the Bible. This is possibly the easiest thing to do and it's one area superstitious Christians are most vulnerable. There are a few ways to go about this:

I. Attack the CONTENTS of the Bible

A. Show the errors, falsehood and lies in the Bible.

B. Show contradictions in the Bible.

C. Show how evil the Bible is.

II. Attack the Bible as a Holy Book

A. Show the flaws in canonicity. This requires a knowledge of church history and I'm an expert after having read a couple of books on this.

B. Show the flaws in the transmission.

C. Show the probable serious flaws in even the original autograph copies which are not available today but which historians have shown to be highly unreliable.

As you can see, I'm a most potent threat to superstitious Christianity. I'm sure a task force has been commissioned to hunt me down and assassinate me but you can't assassinate Sir Greneknight that easily. I'm a WARRIOR and I'll fight. I shall defend the truth, whatever the cost may be. I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills; I shall never surrender. Cool Shades
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Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 7:44 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Angrboda - September 11, 2012 at 7:50 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 7:52 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 8:17 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 8:26 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 8:32 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 8:40 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 8:59 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by downbeatplumb - September 11, 2012 at 1:50 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Darth - September 11, 2012 at 9:13 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by LastPoet - September 11, 2012 at 9:22 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 9:37 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by LastPoet - September 11, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Polaris - September 11, 2012 at 9:51 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 9:57 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Polaris - September 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 10:11 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 10:24 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by YahwehIsTheWay - September 11, 2012 at 10:24 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Darth - September 11, 2012 at 10:59 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 11:07 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Darth - September 11, 2012 at 11:19 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Mister Agenda - September 11, 2012 at 11:01 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Whateverist - September 11, 2012 at 11:13 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 11:21 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 11:25 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 11:29 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 11:50 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 11:55 am
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 12:21 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 12:25 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Darth - September 11, 2012 at 12:33 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by cratehorus - September 11, 2012 at 12:37 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 1:04 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 12:06 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 12:07 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 12:12 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 12:22 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Minimalist - September 11, 2012 at 12:26 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 12:39 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Darth - September 11, 2012 at 12:55 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Minimalist - September 11, 2012 at 1:03 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 1:04 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 1:27 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by frankiej - September 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 1:30 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Minimalist - September 11, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by downbeatplumb - September 11, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by greneknight - September 11, 2012 at 2:20 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Minimalist - September 11, 2012 at 2:33 pm
RE: Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian - by Whateverist - September 11, 2012 at 4:12 pm

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