Why Fundies Say I'm Not a Christian

[greneknight]

OK, I'll let you in on my secret. I got it from a boy who's from one of the Arab states. His uncle is the king of one of these and so he should know. He was at school with me for a while. He says that there is a place in Mecca where they have a black box. It's a very important box and every Muslim has to turn to it in prayer. He told me the name but I can't remember it. If that box is destroyed, every Muslim will turn away from religion, even the most extremist. He doesn't like Islam and he says his plan is to destroy the box. But the Arab soldiers guard this box with their lives. He says you've got to drop a bomb on this box in the dead of night when nobody will be injured because it's only in the day when lots of people go to the box to see it. After you've bombed it, you've got to give all the terrorist groups some time for it to sink in that the box is gone. Then you hold a huge garden party in London and for the first time, Al qaeda leaders will join the West in a glass of champagne. Now, this is my idea so if anyone else uses it, he's got to give me the credit.