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How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

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RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

September 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

I think I have posted this before, but I invite them in and pin them down with details... "the bible... which version? which translation"... If they are JW's and especially if they bring kids, point out that refusing a blood transfusion could kill their child, look directly at the kid and tell them that daddy wants them dead! My record is keeping them for two hours and them leaving in tears... job done!

The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 2:51 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Polaris - September 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 8, 2012 at 3:36 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Ryantology - September 8, 2012 at 3:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by 5thHorseman - September 8, 2012 at 3:54 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by LastPoet - September 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Kayenneh - September 8, 2012 at 4:32 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by pocaracas - September 8, 2012 at 4:42 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jots - September 8, 2012 at 4:52 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 8, 2012 at 7:13 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Napoléon - September 8, 2012 at 7:15 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 8, 2012 at 7:38 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 8, 2012 at 11:07 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Minimalist - September 8, 2012 at 8:24 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2012 at 8:43 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 8, 2012 at 9:14 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by padraic - September 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Tempus - September 9, 2012 at 12:12 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by genkaus - September 9, 2012 at 8:14 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by TaraJo - September 9, 2012 at 8:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 3:22 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Sciwoman - September 9, 2012 at 12:34 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 9, 2012 at 12:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Whateverist - September 9, 2012 at 12:57 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Cyberman - September 9, 2012 at 1:02 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by JohnDG - September 9, 2012 at 1:46 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by popeyespappy - September 9, 2012 at 2:06 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:42 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jackalope - September 9, 2012 at 2:38 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 9, 2012 at 4:01 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Darwinian - September 9, 2012 at 6:43 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by downbeatplumb - September 9, 2012 at 6:47 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Norfolk And Chance - September 15, 2012 at 6:37 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Shell B - September 10, 2012 at 12:08 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by ThomM - September 10, 2012 at 9:45 am

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 12:37 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by jonb - September 12, 2012 at 1:49 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by Jaysyn - September 12, 2012 at 2:02 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zappa1258 - September 12, 2012 at 1:08 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by frankiej - September 12, 2012 at 1:23 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by zebo-the-fat - September 12, 2012 at 1:44 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by IATIA - September 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm

RE: How do you make the door to door religious people go away? - by GeneralHeresy - September 14, 2012 at 10:01 am

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