How do you make the door to door religious people go away?

[jonb]

Any suggestions on dealing with them?

My American Bulldog, Contessa, keeps pretty much everything out of my yard.



When she lived in Tennessee, my fiance' would answer the door nude or nearly so whenever the Mormons & Jehovah's Witnesses came calling.

I think you may have left your hose on, that is a very wet yard. Also the amount of people answering the door starkers is an incentive that I had not previously thought about. I wonder if I should become a door to door atheist