It was when I was typing this post http://atheistforums.org/thread-14816-po...#pid337831 that I had a sudden enlightenment from the Holy Spirit, the Third Person of the Holy Trinity.
God revealed to me in all his glory that the Holy Spirit is in fact the Holy Flatulence of God. We know he's called "pneuma" which means wind in Koine Greek, the language of the New Testament. We also say in the Creed that the Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father and the Son. Of course the Holy Spirit is fart! The Orthodox churches insist that the Holy Spirit only proceeds from the Father and not the Son but that would seem to make poor Jesus constipated.
I will be developing this theology of the Holy Spirit further and would be grateful if Vinny or godschild or drich or lion or any of my other brothers in Christ could be so good as to discuss this holy aspect of theology with me.
I want to know more about my God and I want to concentrate on his holy flatulence for the moment. When a Christian is filled with the Holy Spirit, does it come out noisily from his various orifices, principally his mouth?
I hope to research this topic in greater depth and I would really appreciate contribution from my fellow followers of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
May the blessings of God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Fart be with all of us. Amen.
(Moderators, please forgive my pious language. I'm addressing my fellow Christians and I have no intention of preaching to the godless atheists on this forum nor am I asking for the indwelling Holy Fart to infest their bowels. It's only for us, the Elect of the Lord, who should be filled with the Holy Fart in all his abundance).
God revealed to me in all his glory that the Holy Spirit is in fact the Holy Flatulence of God. We know he's called "pneuma" which means wind in Koine Greek, the language of the New Testament. We also say in the Creed that the Holy Spirit proceeds from the Father and the Son. Of course the Holy Spirit is fart! The Orthodox churches insist that the Holy Spirit only proceeds from the Father and not the Son but that would seem to make poor Jesus constipated.
I will be developing this theology of the Holy Spirit further and would be grateful if Vinny or godschild or drich or lion or any of my other brothers in Christ could be so good as to discuss this holy aspect of theology with me.
I want to know more about my God and I want to concentrate on his holy flatulence for the moment. When a Christian is filled with the Holy Spirit, does it come out noisily from his various orifices, principally his mouth?
I hope to research this topic in greater depth and I would really appreciate contribution from my fellow followers of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
May the blessings of God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Fart be with all of us. Amen.
(Moderators, please forgive my pious language. I'm addressing my fellow Christians and I have no intention of preaching to the godless atheists on this forum nor am I asking for the indwelling Holy Fart to infest their bowels. It's only for us, the Elect of the Lord, who should be filled with the Holy Fart in all his abundance).
