But I'm so thankful to the Christians here, especially Vinny. You are the reason for my blasphemy. I used not to blaspheme until you goaded me to it. And I must say it's liberating. Calling Jesus the Bastard son of the Blessed Whore who pretended to have been raped by God somehow makes me feel free because it's something you can't say in Christian forums, groups, etc and something that's considered rude if you say at home and something my vicar would be furious with me if I said in church. But you guys (the CHristians here) have taught me that blasphemy is fun.
May God the Rapist, God the Bastard and God the Holy Fart bless us all.
May God the Rapist, God the Bastard and God the Holy Fart bless us all.