Whatever happened to 1 Peter 3:15, Ditch? Shouldn't you "be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you"?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'