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If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan
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RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan
(September 19, 2012 at 11:49 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: I choose Om because you can carry him around in your pocket and only needs a lettuce leaf now and then to satisfy him.

Yeah, I would have gone for Om as well, if only for the rather strange fact that when I read his dialogue, it goes into my head in the voice of George Burns. Your guess is as good as mine why that is, but it's true.

However I don't want to conflict with my faith in the One True God, Ceiling Cat (cheeseburgers be upon him). I don't want to get nommed.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Puddleglum - September 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Cyberman - September 19, 2012 at 12:13 pm
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Darth - September 19, 2012 at 12:05 pm
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Angrboda - September 19, 2012 at 1:07 pm
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by TaraJo - September 20, 2012 at 12:30 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Angrboda - September 20, 2012 at 1:03 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Cyberman - September 20, 2012 at 1:27 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Polaris - September 20, 2012 at 1:37 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Cyberman - September 20, 2012 at 1:40 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Polaris - September 20, 2012 at 1:48 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Angrboda - September 20, 2012 at 2:30 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Kayenneh - September 20, 2012 at 3:30 am
RE: If I want a made up God then I'll have Aslan - by Angrboda - September 20, 2012 at 4:24 am

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