Who Will Trade Me Homosexuality for Abortion???

[Darth]

I hereby (very nice, makes it sound all official n stuff) make an offer, it's a very difficult one (don't get me started on how much I enjoy persecuting the gay's, but I'm willing to give all that up) for me, as a devout catholic who believes that homosexuality is a serious personality defect (and I have facts that will back me up on this) and that homosexual acts are a mortal sin (says so right after that bit about not wearing clothes made out of two different fabrics, but just to be clear that's not up for negotiation, you don't get to ignore all of the bible [to which you don't subscribe], just the one verse, two is too much).

Counter proposal: I shall support your mass missing agenda (another mortal sin according to your first post), in fact you already had my support, and in return you stop trolling.