Who Will Trade Me Homosexuality for Abortion???

[Tino]

If we stop abortions, where will we atheists get our barbeque? Guys, as much as I like me some gays, we need to think this through before we accept his offer.

As far as I'm concerned, the only people who can tell me anything about my vagina and uterus are my husband (as of this time he would be the only potential baby-daddy, and that does mean he gets some say in these matters, though it is still ultimately my decision not his) and my doctor. No one else gets to tell me shit about my reproductive system.

Festive, please, your comments are not helping the delicate negotiations we have underway.

Now, Blackrook, I have been appointed to negotiate with you on behalf of all atheists. We would like to make a counter-offer. We will prohibit abortion on Tuesdays and Thursdays in exchange for your agreement to approve of gay marriage between really butch lesbians. It will be an historic first step - let us take it together. What do you say, my friend?

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If we stop abortions, where will we atheists get our barbeque? Guys, as much as I like me some gays, we need to think this through before we accept his offer.

As far as I'm concerned, the only people who can tell me anything about my vagina and uterus are my husband (as of this time he would be the only potential baby-daddy, and that does mean he gets some say in these matters, though it is still ultimately my decision not his) and my doctor. No one else gets to tell me shit about my reproductive system.

What about your OBGYN and your bikini-waxer?.

See? Your vag-commenting circle is bigger than you thought.