(September 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm)Napoléon Wrote: I was walking through Derby town centre today, and I saw a homeless guy on the floor begging for money. Not too weird, until some guy walks up and gives him money then starts preaching how it was because of jesus that the homeless person is getting his spare change.
I gave the man some spare change myself, and was tempted to tell him it was because of the devil that he was getting mine, just to see what the preacher's reaction would be. Alas, I didn't have the bottle for it. I instead wandered off mumbling to myself about what a wanker that preacher was.
Is it just me who thinks the guy was a wanker? Because if I was homeless the last person I'd be thanking is fucking jesus.
You see, I'm enough of an arrogant dick that I'd go through with that.
The look on his face would be more than worth any awkardness caused.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die."
- Abdul Alhazred.
- Abdul Alhazred.
