Given my personal circumstances, I would pounce upon anything that can take me out of reality even for a few hours. I've been trying to find the best, most efficient and most affordable way of getting drunk without setting off my over-sensitive gag reflex, which cuts in to prevent me indulging as much as I'd like.
Mind you, the very first time I ever got drunk was (so I'm told) when I was about three or four. Apparently, my parents found me behind the settee, clutching a half-empty bottle of Gripe Water, which at the time had an alcohol base and is absolutely delicious even now, in these PC/Health and Safety obsessed times. They tell me I was just sitting there, giggling.
Mind you, the very first time I ever got drunk was (so I'm told) when I was about three or four. Apparently, my parents found me behind the settee, clutching a half-empty bottle of Gripe Water, which at the time had an alcohol base and is absolutely delicious even now, in these PC/Health and Safety obsessed times. They tell me I was just sitting there, giggling.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
