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Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here.
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Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here.
I was thinking about starting an atheist restaurante, nothing will be on the menue.

I was thinking about starting a nudist camp with cloths required.

How about a NASCAR race with a speed limit of 25mph(safety first).

How about investing in stringless parachutes? One time use only.

Or how about investing in waterless swimming pools? Ok get picky, the diving might be a bitch.

Waitress goes into the kitchen and asks for poached eggs. The cook responds "We don't deal in stolen property"

Waitress goes into the kitchen and asks for french toast, the cook responds "Frech toast? Women maybe, but that is kinky".

Or how about shaping an NFL feild like a olympic running track with no endzones. The game would go on forever.

Or how about baseball with no bases, you hit the ball and keep running?

Did I mention I like shiney objects?
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Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here. - by Brian37 - October 8, 2012 at 8:39 am

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