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Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here.
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RE: Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here.
October 8, 2012 at 10:50 am
Original song lyrics rejected by the record companies.

1. "People
People who kill people
ARE THE UGLIST PEOPLE"
Barbra had to revise that and resubmit the song.

2. "Gangsters holding knives
Exchanging stab wounds"
Frank, also had to revise and re sbumit.

3. "Welcome to McDonald's
It gets slower here every day
Learn to live like a fry cook
In the kitchen where we play
In McDonalds
Welcome to McDonalds
I wanna hambuger with CHEESE CHEESE
NO PICKLES PLEASE!!"
(Axel was pissed that he had to change it)

4. In case you
Haven heard this song before
Gonna keep playen it
Gonna keep playen it
Until it becomes
Impossible to ignore
(Keys was asked also to resubmit)
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Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here. - by Jackie - October 8, 2012 at 8:39 am
RE: Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here. - by Jackie - October 8, 2012 at 10:50 am
RE: Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here. - by Jackie - October 17, 2012 at 5:37 pm
RE: Cornball joke thread, incert silliness here. - by Jackie - October 18, 2012 at 7:09 am

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