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Failed Biblical Prophecies

Minimalist Offline

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies

October 29, 2012 at 3:40 pm

Quote:Why would god need to manipulate mortal armies when he could do it himself?

Even the fucking bible itself portrays its "god" as an aging mafia don who can't handle the hard work himself and has to hire hitmen.

Sad when gods get old, isn't it?

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Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by YahwehIsTheWay - October 18, 2012 at 12:42 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 18, 2012 at 12:47 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Mister Agenda - October 26, 2012 at 11:04 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 18, 2012 at 12:53 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 18, 2012 at 2:53 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Simon Moon - October 18, 2012 at 3:19 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 19, 2012 at 12:11 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Godschild - October 19, 2012 at 11:03 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 19, 2012 at 11:50 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Godschild - October 21, 2012 at 6:00 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 18, 2012 at 2:04 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Tea Earl Grey Hot - October 18, 2012 at 3:12 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 18, 2012 at 3:13 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by YahwehIsTheWay - October 18, 2012 at 7:39 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 18, 2012 at 7:45 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 18, 2012 at 10:02 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by FallentoReason - October 19, 2012 at 12:11 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 20, 2012 at 8:48 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 21, 2012 at 3:46 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 21, 2012 at 3:53 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 21, 2012 at 9:03 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 24, 2012 at 11:47 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 24, 2012 at 10:25 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 24, 2012 at 10:28 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 24, 2012 at 10:40 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 21, 2012 at 9:10 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 21, 2012 at 9:46 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 21, 2012 at 11:25 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by YahwehIsTheWay - October 22, 2012 at 8:15 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 24, 2012 at 11:22 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 26, 2012 at 1:13 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 26, 2012 at 2:21 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 26, 2012 at 1:37 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 26, 2012 at 9:15 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 26, 2012 at 9:25 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 27, 2012 at 2:16 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 27, 2012 at 1:36 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 27, 2012 at 3:09 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 27, 2012 at 3:17 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 28, 2012 at 9:44 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 28, 2012 at 2:00 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Ryantology - October 28, 2012 at 2:57 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 28, 2012 at 3:32 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 28, 2012 at 3:34 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 27, 2012 at 10:41 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 28, 2012 at 11:49 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 28, 2012 at 2:03 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 28, 2012 at 3:05 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 28, 2012 at 3:43 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 28, 2012 at 3:48 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 29, 2012 at 12:17 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 29, 2012 at 9:00 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 29, 2012 at 10:52 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 29, 2012 at 2:54 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Ryantology - October 29, 2012 at 1:36 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 29, 2012 at 3:39 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 29, 2012 at 3:47 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 29, 2012 at 7:02 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Drich - October 30, 2012 at 12:30 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 29, 2012 at 7:43 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Godschild - October 30, 2012 at 4:18 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - October 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 30, 2012 at 11:51 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - October 30, 2012 at 1:21 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Godschild - November 2, 2012 at 6:51 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - November 12, 2012 at 12:41 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Godschild - November 12, 2012 at 3:28 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Kousbroek - November 12, 2012 at 10:42 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Darkstar - November 12, 2012 at 2:58 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - November 8, 2012 at 10:55 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 12:54 am

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Cinjin - March 30, 2013 at 1:27 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Something completely different - November 12, 2012 at 9:34 pm

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - November 12, 2012 at 10:52 pm

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RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - November 13, 2012 at 12:45 am

RE: Failed Biblical Prophecies - by Minimalist - March 28, 2013 at 9:43 pm

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