I find it incredibly poetic that in a thread titled "In the Beginning Man Was Stupid", the first reply to the OP was Drich.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'