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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm by Kirbmarc.)
Quote:The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

Never! I might accept everything else, but you'll never force me to add those horrible "U"s to nice words like "honor" or "color"!

Come on, even you Brits secretly hate those useless letters. This is why you write "donor", "mirror" "emperor" "horror" and "ambassador" without any trace of that pesky "U".

And you know who added those "U"s in the first place? The Normans...damn Frenchies. Do you really want to keep a change made by those frog-eating, coward monkeys?
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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA

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RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by Kirbmarc - November 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by Polaris - November 15, 2012 at 11:08 pm
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by jonb - November 15, 2012 at 10:42 pm
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by jonb - November 15, 2012 at 11:01 pm
A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by festive1 - November 16, 2012 at 12:05 am
RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by Cinjin - November 16, 2012 at 10:34 am
A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA - by festive1 - November 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm

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