RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 15, 2012 at 10:31 pm
(This post was last modified: November 15, 2012 at 10:32 pm by Cyberman.)
(November 15, 2012 at 10:21 pm)Faith No More Wrote:Quote:15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
I'd rather drink urine.
That's covered in point nine, regarding beer.
Actually, I'm having doubts about that message as having come from the Queen anyway. I see no mention of warming the pot first before even attempting to serve the tea, nor the fact that one must always put the milk, if taken, into the cup last. Any True Englisher, even a walking United Nations whose genetic lineage dictates that she must be her own ancestor by a factor of at least several dozen generations, would never make such a glaring omission.
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