You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
