RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:18 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:21 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Whats all this bullshit? It was clearly Toilet God facilitating your desire to make an offering. Parking gods and devils....utter bullshit, there is only one true god, and it's made of porcelain. Toilet god, being a benevolent god, understands our inability to comprehend the mystery that Toilet God is, and therefore answers our prayers regardless of what we may mistakenly address them to.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
