RE: So I Prayed Today...
November 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm
(This post was last modified: November 27, 2012 at 12:45 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
How can so many followers of Toilet God be wrong? There are certainly more people worshiping at that altar than there are worshiping at the other. Even you borrow from Toilet God (petulantly denying it's existence all the while). No matter, Toilet God, as I've said, is benevolent and understanding, and will be there whenever you get over this rebellious phase in your life. The truth of Toilet God is self evident, all you need to do is A/S/K (especially the k part - in case someone is already communing with the almighty..it's rude to interrupt)
Urine comes in, urine goes out....you can't explain that.
Urine comes in, urine goes out....you can't explain that.
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