RE: Avoiding questions
November 29, 2012 at 9:14 pm
(This post was last modified: November 29, 2012 at 9:14 pm by Cyberman.)
(November 29, 2012 at 4:42 pm)cato123 Wrote: Apo is waiting while Drich is adding an online dictionary and google instruction manual to his Christmas list. Santa won't know what to bring since he still hasn't procured a spellchecker.
From the desk of S. Claus, 1 The Avenue, North Pole
Dear Mr Drich,
Thank you for your very nice letter. My, you do ask for a lot, don't you? I hope you've been a very good boy!
Unfortunately, since you appear to use a rather... idiosyncratic spelling style, I am having a little difficulty
understanding just what it is you are asking for. It looks like you want me to smash all your teeth out with
a hammer and chisel this year, then hang you up on your Christmas tree by next to the balls. I do hope I'm right!
See you real soon!
Yours ho-ho-ho-ily,
![[Image: santa-signature.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=yuleblog.gazettelive.co.uk%2Fsanta-signature.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
