You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.

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You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.

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RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine.

November 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

(November 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm)apophenia Wrote:

A missionary was visiting an outlying parish in New Zealand, and as he was out touring the island with the local Padre, he saw a remarkable sight. As he passed by the half open door of a barn, he saw a local herder fucking one of his sheep. Troubled by what he saw, he called out, "Hey! You should be shearing that sheep!" To which the herder replied, "I ain't shearing this sheep with anyone!"

Not much of a wolf if he needs the sheep to gather so he can feed. What, your legs broken, wolfie?

http://www.livescience.com/16903-sex-ani...ancer.html

Hate to say it, but the missionary was right.

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You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Alumacin - November 30, 2012 at 7:16 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by jonb - November 30, 2012 at 7:33 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Something completely different - November 30, 2012 at 7:44 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Creed of Heresy - November 30, 2012 at 8:57 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Alumacin - November 30, 2012 at 9:22 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Aegrus - December 5, 2012 at 5:22 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Alumacin - November 30, 2012 at 8:09 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Napoléon - November 30, 2012 at 8:59 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Faith No More - November 30, 2012 at 9:28 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Alumacin - November 30, 2012 at 9:48 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Napoléon - November 30, 2012 at 9:52 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by LastPoet - November 30, 2012 at 9:51 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Faith No More - November 30, 2012 at 9:55 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by pocaracas - November 30, 2012 at 10:04 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Creed of Heresy - November 30, 2012 at 10:42 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Minimalist - November 30, 2012 at 11:39 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Dee Dee Ramone - November 30, 2012 at 11:50 am

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Jackalope - November 30, 2012 at 1:45 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 30, 2012 at 3:32 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Angrboda - November 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Vincenzo Vinny G. - November 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by JohnDG - November 30, 2012 at 7:24 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Voltron - November 30, 2012 at 7:55 pm

RE: You be sheep without a shepherd. I be the wolf. Gather around so that I may dine. - by Cato - December 5, 2012 at 5:30 pm

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