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Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
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RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument
(December 7, 2012 at 9:02 am)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote:
(December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Annik Wrote: -sigh-

I very much doubt this gun went off accidentally. You have to load, switch off the safety, aim and squeeze. If it was an accident, this man should have never owned a gun because of deplorable gun safety.

You find it deplorable... and yet my only problem with his behavior involves his self-control. The gun don't enter into it, sweetums Wink

Fuck guns, the only way to properly put down a zombie is to behead it. I'm a particular fan of using a fucking greatsword for this purpose. You get that thing swinging... and you are messing up something's day.

You accidentally a phrase.


EDIT: Skyrim has the power to change that, Summer. Skyrim is... Wonderful. Amazing.
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RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by A Theist - December 7, 2012 at 9:50 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 2:48 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 9:02 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 7, 2012 at 1:44 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 6, 2012 at 3:05 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Kirbmarc - December 6, 2012 at 3:06 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Rayaan - December 6, 2012 at 4:41 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 6, 2012 at 6:21 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 6, 2012 at 6:28 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 9:55 am
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Violet - December 7, 2012 at 4:45 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by frankiej - December 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Annik - December 7, 2012 at 3:07 pm
RE: Man Shoots Girlfriend Over Zombie Argument - by Angrboda - December 7, 2012 at 3:37 pm

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