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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
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So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm
God I love that girl. :-)
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:52 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 6:43 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: God I love that girl. :-)
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Has she got a degree in explosives? or a stash of semtex? perchance?
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:53 pm
Pics or it didn't happen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:53 pm
awwwww...now, that's awesome!
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm
She doesn't have a shotgun does she?
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 6:59 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 6:58 pm)Brakeman Wrote: She doesn't have a shotgun does she?

Dude ninja'd my post. Big Grin
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm
When she gets home, you should be wearing nothing except a sock on your johnson, à la the Red Hot Chili Peppers.



Or don't; I have no clue what women want.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:03 pm
You're going to be smiling for the rest of the week.
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:06 pm
Aw shit Sho'nuff...I'm sorry you had to find out this way.....Wink Shades
(couldn't resist man.........)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: So... I just came home from work to find this note my girlfriend left for me...
October 1, 2014 at 7:08 pm
(October 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm)Exian Wrote: When she gets home, you should be wearing nothing except a sock on your johnson, à la the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Good idea, just don't confuse it with putting a hot chili pepper on your johnson à la the Redsox.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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