I'll say this much, FSTDT are going to be working overtime with all this material. I hope they only pick the best bits. I'd hate to make our friend look silly.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'