Al, I have my suspicions but I'm going to ask this anyway, out of fairness: why exactly are you here? You don't seriously think that you're going to sway anyone, do you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'