RE: What's right (wrong?) with me?
December 15, 2012 at 8:09 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'd be willing to wager that you've been sick. You just don't remember it (but if we played it back, NFL replay style, we could all watch you act like a moany bitch - like people do- when they're sick). If you've managed 8 years without coming down with - something- you need to surrender your body to science amigo, you'll be the most important thing that's ever happened to humanity. If all you've got is 8 years without vommitting..well....I drink about a handle a night and can't remember the last time I yakked...so...get in line.
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