Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Ok
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: Why would I get mad?
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late and slipped and split my head open in the bathroom
God: Yes
Me: The brakes on my car didn't work and I caused a huge accident at the bottom of the hill killing two people and totaling my car.
God: Okay
Me: At lunch my wife called and said that she is divorcing me.
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, I was jumped and beaten and robbed. They broke both of my arms and one of my legs.
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home I discovered that my house was on fire and I realized that I had forgotten to turn off the stove this morning.
God: Let me see I had to sent one of my angels to protect you and you are such a clutz that you tripped over him in the bathroom. You should see what you did to him!
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: You always take that hill too fast and I felt that it was time to teach you a lesson.
Me: (ashamed)
God: I am having your wife divorce you because I care about her and I know that she could do much better than you.
Me (embarrassed)
kay
God: About the broken arm and legs.. I was a little ticked off because you walked right past the guy from the Salvation Army ringing the bell and you only tossed him fifty cents.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that fire. The house you were renting was on a piece of property that will be better utilized by an ultra luxury apartment complex. You are not going to be able to afford to live there, but I guarantee you that it is going to be beautiful!
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
God: Ok
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: Why would I get mad?
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late and slipped and split my head open in the bathroom
God: Yes
Me: The brakes on my car didn't work and I caused a huge accident at the bottom of the hill killing two people and totaling my car.
God: Okay
Me: At lunch my wife called and said that she is divorcing me.
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, I was jumped and beaten and robbed. They broke both of my arms and one of my legs.
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home I discovered that my house was on fire and I realized that I had forgotten to turn off the stove this morning.
God: Let me see I had to sent one of my angels to protect you and you are such a clutz that you tripped over him in the bathroom. You should see what you did to him!
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: You always take that hill too fast and I felt that it was time to teach you a lesson.
Me: (ashamed)
God: I am having your wife divorce you because I care about her and I know that she could do much better than you.
Me (embarrassed)
kayGod: About the broken arm and legs.. I was a little ticked off because you walked right past the guy from the Salvation Army ringing the bell and you only tossed him fifty cents.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that fire. The house you were renting was on a piece of property that will be better utilized by an ultra luxury apartment complex. You are not going to be able to afford to live there, but I guarantee you that it is going to be beautiful!
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children...
