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Touching Christmas Tale
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RE: Touching Christmas Tale
(December 23, 2012 at 7:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:That they made it to Jerusalem proves the Bible true.

Actually, I would have thought that fucking "wise men" would have been able to find Jerusalem without a fucking star to guide them. I mean, it was on the maps and even if they didn't have a map they could have asked any asshole for directions.

Why, yhwh, would you over-engineer something like that?


Perhaps we should start calling them "The Three Dumbfucks?"

NUH-UHHHH! They were called "wise MEN". So, of course they forgot their maps and refused to stop and ask for directions. They're men. Hence the need for a big fucking arrow pointing from the sky to guide them where they needed to go.

I also hear they stopped at the wrong house and glorified some baby named "Brian" by mistake but that's a story for another time.

(December 23, 2012 at 8:34 pm)Lion IRC Wrote: Take a look at the night sky over Palestine in 3 - 2 BC.

Herod the Great died in March of 4 BC. 5 BC would have been his last December. 3-2 BC would have been too late for him.

And before you heathen trash try to look all smart and say, "What about the census under Quirinius who didn't start his administration of Syria until 6 AD?" you have to remember that was the Gospel of Luke, not Matthew. That both Gospels can be the Truth is one of the great miracles of the Lord.

PRAISE!
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Messages In This Thread
Touching Christmas Tale - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 23, 2012 at 7:11 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 23, 2012 at 7:42 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 23, 2012 at 9:10 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Lion IRC - December 27, 2012 at 1:28 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 29, 2012 at 10:59 am
RE: A Truthful Christmas Tale - by Lion IRC - December 23, 2012 at 8:34 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 23, 2012 at 11:10 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by TarShoduze - December 23, 2012 at 11:22 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Undeceived - December 24, 2012 at 4:12 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by DeistPaladin - December 24, 2012 at 5:52 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Undeceived - December 24, 2012 at 3:11 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by DeistPaladin - December 24, 2012 at 4:40 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Undeceived - December 25, 2012 at 3:30 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by DeistPaladin - December 25, 2012 at 1:37 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Cyberman - December 27, 2012 at 1:39 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Lion IRC - December 27, 2012 at 2:27 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 25, 2012 at 9:49 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by YahwehIsTheWay - December 25, 2012 at 4:03 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by TarShoduze - December 25, 2012 at 10:52 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Undeceived - December 27, 2012 at 12:58 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Brian37 - December 25, 2012 at 11:44 am
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 25, 2012 at 1:39 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 25, 2012 at 5:22 pm
RE: Touching Christmas Tale - by Minimalist - December 27, 2012 at 2:33 am

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