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I also hear they stopped at the wrong house and glorified some baby named "Brian" by mistake but that's a story for another time.

"Go easy on the myrhh next time."

Now what do you suppose astronomer mystics living during the Roman Empire would make of a ''halo'' conjunction being formed by the triple loop retrograde motion of Jupiter, the largest planet, named after the highest god in the Roman pantheon, around Venus (mother/woman) set against the backdrop of two zodiac constellations - one symbolized by a lion and the other signifying a virgin?

I imagine the ignorant would have shit their pants....however, it has nothing to do with your fairy tales no matter how hard you try to shoehorn this bullshit into actual history.