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Will Jesus return on a white horse?
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
December 31, 2012 at 3:19 am
(December 31, 2012 at 2:48 am)cato123 Wrote:
(December 31, 2012 at 12:57 am)RichardP Wrote: I got this from the Book of Revelations.

Hopefully, when Jesus comes again, he will stick around a little longer. I don't know why he went back to heaven after rising from the dead.. He wasn't even 40 years old....!

Oh, fuck me! You used Jesus, cum, and stick in the same sentence. Fucking hilarious, even if you didn't mean it as such.

Typical man, cums once and you never see him again.
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Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 30, 2012 at 4:17 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 4:21 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Drich - December 30, 2012 at 6:37 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - December 30, 2012 at 9:52 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by CapnAwesome - December 31, 2012 at 4:09 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 7:38 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Napoléon - December 30, 2012 at 9:44 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Nine - December 30, 2012 at 9:45 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 10:19 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by frankiej - December 30, 2012 at 10:21 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - December 30, 2012 at 10:43 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 30, 2012 at 11:18 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 31, 2012 at 12:57 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cato - December 31, 2012 at 2:48 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - December 31, 2012 at 3:19 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - December 31, 2012 at 1:59 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 3:40 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - December 31, 2012 at 8:27 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by genkaus - December 31, 2012 at 3:43 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - December 31, 2012 at 4:04 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cato - December 31, 2012 at 4:40 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 4:54 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Welsh cake - December 31, 2012 at 6:13 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Faith No More - December 31, 2012 at 11:07 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 11:12 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 12:13 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 12:31 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 1:01 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 1:19 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 1:26 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 1:44 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 2:16 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Fidel_Castronaut - December 31, 2012 at 3:59 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 4:35 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 2:03 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Darwinian - December 31, 2012 at 2:07 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - December 31, 2012 at 2:30 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 3:08 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - January 1, 2013 at 8:28 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 1:15 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Phish - December 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Welsh cake - December 31, 2012 at 2:19 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 3:03 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 5:09 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 5:51 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 6:34 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 8:00 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Annik - December 31, 2012 at 9:00 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 11:03 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 5:11 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 5:37 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 5:51 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 6:17 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 6:52 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 8:52 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - December 31, 2012 at 9:05 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - December 31, 2012 at 10:07 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 5:21 am
Re: RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Annik - January 1, 2013 at 5:28 am
Re: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Annik - January 1, 2013 at 6:45 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 7:31 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 1, 2013 at 10:15 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 1, 2013 at 7:37 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 7:39 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 1, 2013 at 7:44 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Brian37 - January 1, 2013 at 7:50 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 1, 2013 at 8:05 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2013 at 12:04 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 4:23 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 5:19 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2013 at 6:20 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Brian37 - January 1, 2013 at 6:46 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - January 1, 2013 at 5:27 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 1, 2013 at 9:48 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 1, 2013 at 11:36 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Christian - January 2, 2013 at 3:56 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 2, 2013 at 9:06 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Brian37 - January 2, 2013 at 9:21 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 12:48 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 2, 2013 at 1:27 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - January 2, 2013 at 2:48 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - January 1, 2013 at 11:01 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 2, 2013 at 3:58 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Christian - January 2, 2013 at 4:01 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Annik - January 2, 2013 at 4:06 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 2, 2013 at 4:08 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 2, 2013 at 4:05 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - January 2, 2013 at 4:08 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 2, 2013 at 4:10 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Christian - January 2, 2013 at 4:32 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by KichigaiNeko - January 2, 2013 at 5:02 am
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 12:16 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - January 2, 2013 at 12:28 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Undeceived - January 2, 2013 at 1:39 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cinjin - January 2, 2013 at 2:53 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Brian37 - January 2, 2013 at 4:53 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 12:36 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 2, 2013 at 9:47 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 2, 2013 at 10:45 pm
RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Zen Badger - January 3, 2013 at 9:26 am
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 3, 2013 at 9:04 am
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 4, 2013 at 11:29 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 5, 2013 at 9:05 am
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by RichardP - January 4, 2013 at 8:56 am
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Minimalist - January 9, 2013 at 5:39 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Mark 13:13 - January 9, 2013 at 7:56 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by Cyberman - January 13, 2013 at 7:43 pm
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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse? - by The Grand Nudger - January 17, 2013 at 12:05 am
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