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Dafuq ? Jesus ain't WHITE ?
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Dafuq ? Jesus ain't WHITE ?
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...us-racist/


That sound you're hearing is Christer heads exploding like popcorn throughout the land.

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RE: Dafuq ? Jesus ain't WHITE ?
I've also noticed (and who isn't surprised) that Jesus is never portrayed with any body hair, and really, come on now, he was probably not too far off of looking like Cousin Itt or Chewbacca.

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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The most miraculous and shocking thing about this is that something affiliated with Andrew Breitbart printed it without some reactionary kneejerk comment.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Just another money grabbing PC idiot


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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This Joseph cunt and the asshat lawyer that brought the suit should be publicly humiliated for their idiocy and be made to pay for all costs getting this bullshit dismissed.
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Museum takes public money and displays (plausibly) racist art work.

Case might not prevail, but I bet it goes to trial.  Public money involved and a tangy mix of religious mores and racism.

Could be entertaining.

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Dafuq ? Jesus ain't WHITE ?
It's kind of odd that this is apparently how they go about letting people know that if Jesus was historical, he wasn't white. I don't think I really side with suing for something like that.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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(December 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Could be entertaining.

Not nearly as entertaining as making this nimrod the first contestant on Ow, My Balls.
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Waste of the court's time.  The judge should tell him so.... and charge him the costs.
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(December 11, 2015 at 3:11 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Museum takes public money and displays (plausibly) racist art work.

Case might not prevail, but I bet it goes to trial.  Public money involved and a tangy mix of religious mores and racism.

Could be entertaining.

Popcorn

It's not plausible racism, it's the depiction of fictional character as a white person. He should just paint his own version of Jesus as being a black Muslim lesbian or whatever he wants and put it on display.


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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