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Will Jesus return on a white horse?

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RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?

January 2, 2013 at 2:39 pm

Quote:The two main interpretations are thus:
1. The "kingdom" Jesus refers to is the church empowered by the Holy Spirit.
2. Jesus meant his transfiguration, which immediately follows this verse.

Um, excuse me but if you fuckers can't even agree on which version of the lie to put forward why are we supposed to be impressed?

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