RE: Will Jesus return on a white horse?
January 4, 2013 at 4:25 pm
(This post was last modified: January 4, 2013 at 4:27 pm by Brian37.)
(January 4, 2013 at 9:25 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:(January 4, 2013 at 8:56 am)RichardP Wrote: He will come riding on a white horse leading the Christians in a war -- killing, and mutilating the non-believers!
So what else is new?? Islamic jihad progress @ 11:00
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