RE: What if you were god?
October 25, 2009 at 9:32 am
(This post was last modified: October 25, 2009 at 9:36 am by Dotard.)
What you talkin' about "if"?
Thou shalt not criminalize marijuana.
Thou shalt smoketh the herb daily.
No fighting! (excepteth for sport events)
and, of course, no fat chicks.
Farming, growing, eating or not destroying lima beans.
Grape popcicles. Daily.
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Of course! Where would the fun be if I didn't? Old men's trousers just dropping while they are carrying stuff. Wardrobe malfunctions at major sporting events, Rush Limbaugh, Frodo. These hilarious things don't just happen on their own.
(October 25, 2009 at 6:38 am)Ace Wrote: How would you run things?
Quote:-What would your Commandments be?
Thou shalt not criminalize marijuana.
Thou shalt smoketh the herb daily.
No fighting! (excepteth for sport events)
and, of course, no fat chicks.
Quote:-What would you consider Sin?
Farming, growing, eating or not destroying lima beans.
Quote:-What would you demand of your followers?
Grape popcicles. Daily.
Quote:-What would your afterlife be like?
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Quote:-Would you interfere with life on Earth?
Of course! Where would the fun be if I didn't? Old men's trousers just dropping while they are carrying stuff. Wardrobe malfunctions at major sporting events, Rush Limbaugh, Frodo. These hilarious things don't just happen on their own.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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