Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist?

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Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist?

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RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist?

January 26, 2013 at 4:02 pm

(January 26, 2013 at 3:47 pm)Zone Wrote: Why would God (in a human form) need a dentist or any form of modern technology? He created the universe, walked on water, calmed a storm, fed 3000 people with three loaves and three fish, restored the dead back to life, but he can't fix his own teeth? We're in "What does God need with a starship?" territory. I think this attempt to make the Christian Jesus gritty and realistic has backfired a bit with this, God Jesus ought to have been pretty buff.

He died very quickly when he was crucified - he only lasted a few hours when death could take several days. This suggests that he didn't have a first rate body. Big Grin

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Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Zone - January 24, 2013 at 5:48 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by catfish - January 24, 2013 at 5:56 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Zone - January 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Minimalist - January 24, 2013 at 6:06 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 24, 2013 at 6:17 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by catfish - January 24, 2013 at 6:21 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Zone - January 24, 2013 at 7:04 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Dee Dee Ramone - January 24, 2013 at 6:23 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by catfish - January 24, 2013 at 7:24 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 25, 2013 at 7:57 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Minimalist - January 24, 2013 at 7:34 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Drich - January 25, 2013 at 9:32 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 25, 2013 at 11:02 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Anomalocaris - January 25, 2013 at 5:41 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Minimalist - January 25, 2013 at 10:58 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Napoléon - January 25, 2013 at 11:24 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 25, 2013 at 11:41 am

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Zone - January 26, 2013 at 3:47 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 26, 2013 at 4:02 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Zone - January 26, 2013 at 4:08 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Minimalist - January 25, 2013 at 2:23 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Faith No More - January 25, 2013 at 5:22 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Minimalist - January 25, 2013 at 5:26 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Faith No More - January 25, 2013 at 5:28 pm

RE: Could/would Jesus replace and/or correct his own teeth without the need of a modern dentist? - by Confused Ape - January 26, 2013 at 4:28 pm

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