RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 28, 2013 at 4:25 pm
I have a brother who is gay and one time I mentioned that fact to my Jesus freak friend. We were kicking back smoking weed and he told me that the reason my brother was gay was because my mother wanted a girl while he was in the womb and demons sensed that and turned my brother gay in the womb! I applauded and laughed my ass off. He was a trip to kick it with because he had all sorts of kooky theories about everything. Like the fact that the Earth is hollow and you can get inside by flying past one of the poles. That is where aliens come from and the reason we can't see the openings is because of... um... clouds.