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Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo

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Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
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Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 4:17 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2013 at 4:19 am by Creed of Heresy.)
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 4:42 am
You'd think it's the guy who feels like people hate him without anything implying that that is the case, who has demons. What a negative fuck.
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 5:17 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2013 at 5:17 am by KichigaiNeko.)
Clearly this person has a paranoia problem. Thinking
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 5:22 am
But she will find plenty of cretins to believe her.
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 5:23 am
The amount of gullible stupidity on this planet never ceases to amaze
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 16, 2013 at 4:35 pm
(January 16, 2013 at 5:22 am)Zen Badger Wrote: But she will find plenty of cretins to believe her.

Look at how many comments are there. HUNDREDS of them of people all circlejerking and clucking like chickens. I read more than a few times about "warfare of spirituality" and "the weapons of faith."

How amusing it is that when the religious can no longer act with physical violence they still cling to the ideas of "spiritual" violence. How peaceful indeed, the religion that uses words like "warfare," "armory," and "weapons" of faith and spirituality...
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 18, 2013 at 12:16 pm
Yeah this bitch would probably say the voices in my head are from demons. Demons that respond to anti-psychotics. Satan is a clever fellow.
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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 18, 2013 at 2:37 pm
(January 16, 2013 at 5:17 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Clearly this person has a paranoia problem. Thinking

I hate him already.



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RE: Heaven Awaits says: Paranoia ACTUALLY COMES FROM DEMONS POSSESSING OTHERS woo
January 28, 2013 at 4:25 pm
I have a brother who is gay and one time I mentioned that fact to my Jesus freak friend. We were kicking back smoking weed and he told me that the reason my brother was gay was because my mother wanted a girl while he was in the womb and demons sensed that and turned my brother gay in the womb! I applauded and laughed my ass off. He was a trip to kick it with because he had all sorts of kooky theories about everything. Like the fact that the Earth is hollow and you can get inside by flying past one of the poles. That is where aliens come from and the reason we can't see the openings is because of... um... clouds.
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