Since these seemingly innocent characters have come up a fair bit recently, I thought it might be interesting to present the following. The Riddle Of The Teletubbies is an in-depth analysis of various clues presented in this so-called preschooler's show, to discover the true nature of the characters and their world. Presented in five essays -
Locating Teletubbieland in space and time
The Morlocks - Earth's Uber-Tubbies
Genesis of the Teletubbies
Analysis of the Teletubbie house
An examination of Teletubbie technology
- we learn that, far from being a simple kids' programme about four bumbling idiots in brightly coloured costumes, the show actually carries a terrifyingly apocalyptic warning for all mankind.
Locating Teletubbieland in space and time
The Morlocks - Earth's Uber-Tubbies
Genesis of the Teletubbies
Analysis of the Teletubbie house
An examination of Teletubbie technology
- we learn that, far from being a simple kids' programme about four bumbling idiots in brightly coloured costumes, the show actually carries a terrifyingly apocalyptic warning for all mankind.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
