I seem to remember someone making the observation that the only thing that trolls and sockpuppets don't do that a "normal" christian would is walk away. Since you are still here, can we take it that you are yourself a troll and/or sockpuppet?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'