Quote:When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
--Emo Phillips
Quote:"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever." - Woody Allen
Quote:Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ -- but it was only for three days.
-- Lenny Bruce,