(February 13, 2013 at 2:17 am)missluckie26 Wrote: I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr. Poopy Pants?
- Ace Ventura
If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer. - From the movie Godzilla spoken by Matthew Broderick
Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef'.
The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.
Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch. - From the movie Goldmember spoken by Micheal Caine
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
I'm a mog - half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. From the movie Spaceballs, spoken by John Candy
The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.
Normally, someone would have to go to a bowling alley to meet someone of your stature.
There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips.
Well, I'm the best there is, plain and simple, When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence.”
Terribly sorry to bother you, but, do you speak koala? Sprechen sie koala?
One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it.
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
