Right - let's see how many of these you get without resorting to Google...
Quote:I did naht hit her; I did naht. Oh hai Mark!
Quote:I merely suggest the Sun, if it is out, would give you a rough idea of the time. Alternatively, the clock, if it is going, would give you a rough idea of the position of the Sun. I forget which you are trying to establish.
Quote:- Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
-- Why not?
- Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
-- Doesn't matter.
- I smoke! I smoke all the time!
-- I don't care.
- Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
-- I forgive you.
- I can never have children!
-- We can adopt some.
- But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh... I'm a man!
-- Well, nobody's perfect!
Quote:Well, just don't do something, sit there!
Quote:- I've got a return to Dublin!
-- And I've got a single to Belfast!
--- And what am I going to do with my Cork?
Quote:- Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?
-- Oh-ho, yes Colonel; many times! But never with a daffodil!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
