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RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~
February 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Here's one for you:

Him: What's that?

Her: It's sushi.

Him: You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth and you're going to eat that?

Her: Can I eat?

Him: I don't know. Give it a try.


And one more:

Guy 1: Want a beer?

Guy 2: It's 7:30 in the morning.

Guy 1: Scotch?
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." -Einstein
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~Funny Movie Quotes~

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~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 13, 2013 at 2:17 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cato - February 13, 2013 at 2:28 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by pocaracas - February 13, 2013 at 5:26 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Something completely different - February 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Darkstar - February 13, 2013 at 5:36 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Baalzebutt - February 13, 2013 at 6:14 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 13, 2013 at 8:31 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by paulpablo - February 13, 2013 at 8:54 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 13, 2013 at 9:43 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Esquilax - February 14, 2013 at 5:54 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 14, 2013 at 4:50 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Esquilax - February 15, 2013 at 12:18 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by ManMachine - February 15, 2013 at 11:44 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 16, 2013 at 12:09 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Baalzebutt - February 14, 2013 at 5:39 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Mystical - February 14, 2013 at 8:19 pm
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Cyberman - February 15, 2013 at 12:41 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by KichigaiNeko - February 15, 2013 at 3:04 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by Nine - February 15, 2013 at 10:11 am
RE: ~Funny Movie Quotes~ - by frankiej - February 15, 2013 at 10:50 am

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